Whoo hoo! Finally back in Higashiizumo after a whirlwind adventure to Thailand! It’s currently snowing (again…more on that later) and Shimane clearly does not believe in plowing….or salting the roads for that matter. So I think I’ll just sit here, sip some tea and write a blog.
For organization’s sake, I’m just gonna split this up according to date and place.
WEDNESDAY-BANGKOK
After a late night drive down to Fukuoka in Nick’s unheated car (brrr), we left from the airport with little trouble to Taipei, Taiwan for a small layover. However, the first thing we see coming off of the plane in Taipei was this little welcome:

We....love you too, R.O.C
Needless to say, even though we had no drugs on us (I think), it was a little nerve-wracking o_o We did, however, sample some fine local cuisine of Godiva fraps and turkey bagel sandwiches. After a few more hours in the plane, we arrive in Bangkok and make our way to the hostel. I must admit, I was rather surprised we made it alive. Thai traffic is insane. Our taxi driver was even more insane. Lane lines are more like “suggestions.” At some points, we were close enough to the cars next to us that I wouldn’t have been able to open my door wider than a couple of inches. But we did make it to the hostel. I’m also just going to go ahead and use the word hostel loosely. After weaving our way through a series of narrow, flooded back alleys, we were greeted by Boi, the lady…boy. Very friendly guy, likes his eyeliner and short shorts, but hey, who doesn’t? We met Danny from London, who helped us a lot and had a guy make us some damn fine Thai food, which was incredibly…..incredibly spicy. Holy god. And Lauren and I only got the “mild” spicy. After sleeping on some futons (aw, just like home), we were on our way the next morning to…
THURSDAY- PHUKET
Phuket was a huge tourist trap to the extreme. Pretty place, though. Our hotel was next to the beach and pretty standard Thai decorations.

Our bathroom.
We hung out on the beach, enjoying excellent, EXCELLENT fruit shakes and watching the sheer mass of Europeans that descended upon Phuket. Actually, for most of my stay, I think I only saw a handful of Americans. The rest of the tourists were overwhelming European or maybe Australian. Swedes, French, German….whatever. Lauren and I did a little shopping and it’s only haggling there. I. Hate. Haggling. Just give me a price tag and I’ll decide if it’s worth it. Lauren got a huge kick out of it, to the point she was trying to bring down the price by 10 baht, which is about 30 cents and the woman was like, “10 baht is nothing for you!” hahaha!
FRIDAY-SUNDAY- KOH PHI PHI
Friday, we were on our way to Koh Phi Phi Island. Another hellish ride on the minibus to the pier. Ferry ride to Koh Phi Phi, followed by a longtail ride to our resort, which is the only way to get from the main pier to our resort.

But longtails are so pretty, so I didn't have many issues

Beach Resort!
Yep, right on the beach again and it was bungalow-style! Awesome. That night, we had a Christmas Gala with a buffet full of Thai food as well as lobster and crab. Needless to say, delicious.

And oh-so-pretty!
Our host was a nice Thai guy who really tried hard to get some energy and excitement out of our hotel crowd….but other people just weren’t really into it. Could be because there were a lot of family crowds/foreigners…I dunno. But he would try to get people to volunteer for games and no one would. So of course, Nick, Lauren and I did. We lost Simon Says (unjustly, but whatever) and later when the “Santalinas” danced to some Glee Christmas music…

Mm-hmm. Totally keeping the "Christ" in "Christmas," for sure.
they wanted some people to dance with them, and no one did again……so Lauren and I did. Sigh. We lost to some old guy Tom (once again, unjustly) but we did win some brandy. So not a total loss. After that, we watched some fire dancers:

They were pretty awesome
Then we lit some lanterns to float away in the sky…
Followed by fireworks and much-deserved sleep!
Saturday, we met up with Jesus and Shanyn and did a little snorkeling tour around Koh Phi Phi Leh, a smaller island close-by where The Beach was filmed. It was gorgeous and the water was so clear!

Can't beat it.
We saw parrotfish and other random fish I don’t know the name of, as well as monkeys!!

Said monkeys.
That night, we saw another fire show, drew a bunch of things in the sand, watch a newleywed couple send off their own lanterns with messages from friends and family (cute) and then….Muay Thai boxing?

Peace on earth and goodwill towards men!
Holy crap, Muay Thai boxing is intense. I’ve seen it on TV, but actually having it in front of me was something else. At one point, Black Shorts was literally tossed out of the ring and proceeded to vomit a little, only to get back in and win the match. Yay Black Shorts!
On Sunday, we walked to the other side of the island (it’s pretty small) to a secluded beach that wasn’t filled with tourists
I mean, I know I was tourist but c’mon, gotta escape sometime. We went back to the resort beach for a little while too, and swam with the fishes. Seriously, those suckers were EVERYWHERE. Little black and yellow guys, white ones, thin ones…everywhere @_@ Got some massages (omg, amazingamazingamazing) followed by dinner and out to explore the nightlife of Koh Phi Phi, which was legit. I will leave it at that.
MONDAY/TUESDAY- KOH NGAI
Next, Lauren, Nick and I went to Koh Ngai, a smaller island with lots of snorkeling. Lauren and I went on a 3-island tour around, and saw pufferfish, huge jellyfish (from a safe distance), more parrotfish, and bats (not underwater). 
We swam through Emerald Cave, which is supposed to reflect a lot of green-ness..hence the name…but it was a little too overcast for that, but we did swim through a pitchblack cave, and that was fun! Then just a lot of relaxing by the pool and reading, taking advantage of the poolside cafe. Seriously, I could not get enough of the fruit shakes. Fruit is damn expensive in Japan, but the fruit in Thailand was just amazingly cheap and incredibly fresh. I probably had 2 shakes a day. I miss those. A lot.
WEDNESDAY- KOH MOOK
By Wednesday, our luck of having good weather had officially run out and it was raining when we took the speedboat to Koh Mook, an even SMALLER island compared to Koh Ngai. So it was another relaxing reading day in our bungalow:

Home sweet home
I proceeded to bulldoze my way through Goblet of Fire. Awwwwyeah. I’m cool. For dinner, it was a scrumpicious steak buffet worthy of my farewell dinner, as Nick and Lauren stayed a couple days longer and I proceeded to make my way back to Japan alone. Yep, Mom, ALONE. Cause, like, adults do that ‘n stuff.
This is the part where my Thailand saga ends and My Epic Quest Home begins.
MY EPIC QUEST HOME
For those who don’t follow facebook or just want the whole story, whelp, here it goes: The story of the worst luck possible. First I took a speedboat to Koh Lanta, then a ferry to Koh Phi Phi. Since I didn’t have enough money on me for the ferry to Phuket, I got off the ferry in Koh Phi Phi to go to the ATM. And missed the last effing ferry to Phuket by 2 minutes. 2 freaking minutes. I was so angry. Thai hasslers, while sometimes annoying, actually proved quite helpful in this circumstance though, as I managed to secure a speedboat to Phuket for the wonderful price of only $200. Ich. Ouch. But since my flight was leaving that night, not much I could do there. But the speedboat ride was hella fun though….met Bah, the driver, who was…um, let’s put it as “adventurous.” Raced some other boats out of the harbor, and then he let me drive!! That was great
But it was still raining at this point and I got soaked through and the water was really choppy, so I stopped with the driving. Got to the airport and chilled until my flight at 11, arriving in Bangkok at 12:30. We’ll count this as Night One. I tried to sleep in the airport, to not much success. So it was a lot of wandering around, hanging out at Starbucks from 4-6am, reading my Kindle…..needless to say, I was ready to leave already and try to see if sleeping on the plane would prove better.
I arrived in Fukuoka no problem, and was waiting for the luggage to arrive at the baggage claim when the little 5 year old Japanese boy next to me started asking his dad about the sign on the floor that said “Please wait in front of the red line.” The sign used the kanji for “temae” which isn’t used that often, I suppose, and he asked him what it meant (it means “before” or “this side of”). His dad explained and then also knew some English and was explaining that “in front of” in English could mean different things. Like, you could be behind or in front of the line and both are correct. The little kid nodding wisely, then proceeded to whisper “bakayarou” to the English sign a few times (which means “idiot”) …I got quite a kick out of it. Then as I was low on funds once again, I tried to get more money out of the ATM in the airport, but Japanese ATMs close at a certain time….and I had just missed it by ten minutes. Just really not much luck. And it was New Year’s Eve, which meant they would be closed for the next couple of days. Of course. At least good ol’ American plastic still worked. Whew. So I spent my New Year’s in a Comfort Inn, pretty exhausted. Thus ends Night Two.
The next day, I took the shinkansen to Okayama, hoping to jump on the regular train to Matsue and finally be home. But nope. Not gonna happen. Turns out, Shimane and next-door Tottori were in the middle of a blizzard that they haven’t had in the past 40 years. So at first, only the next couple of trains were canceled, so I hung out in a coffee shop for a couple of hours….then checked again, and ALL of the trains were canceled. EFFFFFF sums up my reaction. So I lugged over to the Tokoyo Inn. I met the same desk clerk I had a month ago when I missed my train back coming home from America (…I don’t exactly have the best track record…) and she remembered me! She spoke really good English and we had a good laugh. But by this point, I had about 3 cups of coffee throughout the day and didn’t sleep well. Go me. End Night Three.
Next day, woke up, got to the station, got on the train, except…WHOOPS. WRONG FREAKING TRAIN. Turns out, the train to Mihara in Hiroshima Prefecture comes RIIIIIGHT before the Izumo train and I wasn’t paying attention and boarded the wrong train. Didn’t realize it because I fell asleep and woke up when it reached Mihara an hour and a half later and reversed direction back to Okayama. Cool. Really, really cool. So I went BACK to Okayama and finally got on the right train. I was calling and updating my supervisor Fukumoto-san throughout all of this since he was picking me up in Higashiizumo, and I could tell he was worried but trying not to laugh at the same time. I also got a call from Toyoko Inn that I had left my purse in my hotel room. I had all of my important things in a separate bag, so I told them to just send it back to me and didn’t think much of it. So I finally arrived in Matsue, but the local train that would take me to Higashiizumo still wasn’t running, so I had to wait an hour for Fukumoto to drive in the snow, when it normally takes me maybe 15 minutes. Driving in the snow without ANY salt or plowing….that was a pretty interesting experience. But at least Route 9 was a major road and there was some possibility of driving. Off of Route 9 to my apartment is a much different ballgame. We kept sliding around and couldn’t get any traction up the hills and Fukumoto just proposed I stay at his apartment for the night. So we headed back and bought some beers and chu-hai, and watched Sasuke, which is an obstacle course show on effing steroids. There were some Americans participating, so as we continued drinking, it turned into a Japan vs. USA cheering match. Well, no one completed the final stage, but I consider it an American victory because we had 4 finalists and Japan only had 2. USA! USA! USA! An awesome way to end Night Four.
On Day 5, Fukumoto went to pick up his girlfriend Noriko who was in Ehime for New Year’s and then took me to my apartment. By this time, the roads were a little better and as we were walking up to my door, I realized the purse I left in Okayama had my apartment keys inside. I was speechless. Like….really? My luck is THAT terrible? The landlord was still on New Year’s vacation until the next day, which meant….back to Fukumoto’s. We rented Inception, which they hadn’t seen yet, and ate snacks, then I made them dinner for hosting me so graciously. Followed by more drinking, because….well, they’re Japanese. And thus ended Night Five.
Day 6, Fukumoto and I slept in until 1pm (ooooh how I love sleeping in) and finally made it into my apartment when my purse package arrived in super speedy time. Finally. Jesus Christ. That was more than an ordeal. Whew.
So there you have it! My winter vacation! Tomorrow is my first day back with some kind of special New Year’s event at school, and then a 3 day weekend! I’m ready to just do….a whole lot of nothing. I’ll leave some other pretty photos I took down below. Lateeeeeer!
Tricia






